Showing posts with label exercise. Show all posts
Showing posts with label exercise. Show all posts

Saturday, July 16, 2016

Someday Some Rhyme

A man once said
When it came to his head
That “someday’s” a disease,
And I think he was wise.

As I lay in my bed
Just this morning I said,
Someday I will diet and exercise.

Now the sun has set
And I can’t forget
That someday was not today.

Someday I'll behave like he said,
Take Adidas’ advice, 
And Just Do It once or twice.
Who cares if I fail in the trying
At least I won’t be a ‘dying
Still bearing this stomach
That most resembles a hummock

(And I’ll have used that “stomach” rhyme
That’s been stuck in my head all this time)



Friday, March 22, 2013

What's Luck Got To Do With It



We’ve known for some time that fitness doesn’t mean longevity.  The fact that one of the men who is credited for starting America’s fitness craze in the 1970’s, Jim Fixx—author of the Complete Book of Running—died at the age of 52 didn’t really faze too many people.  He had spent the previous ten years extolling the benefits of cardiovascular exercise, including “a considerable increase in the average life expectancy.”  Most concluded he was just “unlucky,” although a closer look suggests there were genetic factors in his death (his father died of heart failure at 43), and some earlier habits that had inflicted damage on his body.  This explanation allowed people to ignore his death, possibly ascribing it to bad luck, and still subscribe to his message. 

Last week, another data point showed up on my screen, when a good friend of mine dropped dead getting off the treadmill at the hotel where he was staying.   Here was a believer in fitness who had a “widowmaker,” a sudden complete occlusion of the left anterior descending coronary artery.  The thing about the widowmaker is that it can lead to death in minutes, so survival is dependent upon how quickly surgical intervention can be had.  Having it happen when you are alone leaves you without much chance of survival.  There is no good explanation for why his attack occurred while he was alone.  It was just luck.  

As I thought about it this week, I remembered a book I first picked up several years ago and read.  But, one thing led to another, and I got preoccupied with other things.  I not only forgot having the book and how it affected me, I forgot the main message of the book.  I let it sit on my bookshelf amongst all the other books I had collected when I was trying to decide how to do this retirement thing.  

Then I was telling a friend about what I just recently decided to do exercise-wise, based on a lecture I heard in D.C. by a prominent brain research scientist.  She reminded me about this book and I picked it up again.  I immediately understood why she had brought it up. This book had made the same point in 2007.  The authors have an almost magical way of getting that message across, while providing the science that goes along with it.  It’s called, Younger Next Year, and it is written by a retired attorney and his doctor.  The attorney, Chris Crowley, has lived its message over a period of years and makes no bones about his message, he wants to make you understand that seventy percent of what we think of as aging in this country is not aging, it’s decay—from lack of use and abuse.  He and his physician, an internist and gerontologist, go on to offer an engaging and informative view of how you can change your life and avoid the sort of decline you see in the lives of many who reach the last third of their lives.   

A quick review of his book might lead you to conclude that you will live longer if you follow his rules.  But, Crowley points out in his own book that you can just as easily quote “grow a tangerine in your brainpan and be dead in the morning or ski into a tree…” unquote, if you are following his rules, so no, there are no guarantees.   See what a charming way he has of getting his point across?

What does all this have to do with luck, or what does luck have to do with it?  Until quite recently, I would view books like this as the means to an end.   They allow some of us to deny the fact that life has an end.  If we will only do this or follow those rules, we will live a lot longer. 

If you know me, you know I have taken exercise much more seriously in the past three or four years.  Only recently I’ve taken a different tack in enhancing my efforts.   Now I shoot for 45 minute of aerobic exercise at 80 to 85% of theoretical maximum heart rate four days each week, in addition to the other forms of exercise I do.  Do I expect to live longer?  Noooooo. 

But, back to Younger Next Year, the book is about enhancing the quality of your life, not necessarily extending it.  His view is that life expectancy is a matter of luck, but the quality of the life you lead as you approach your 90’s (if you do) is a matter of choice.   You can choose to let decay take over and see your quality of life arc downward for your last 20 years or you can follow his rules and become a little younger each year and live into your 80’s as you would in your 50’s, by becoming “younger next year.” 

Chris Crowley’s life has, luckily, worked out as it’s laid out in the book.  He wrote it in 2005, when he was 72, and it described his situation as it had evolved in the years since he and his doctor got together, some ten years earlier.  Today, he is 80 and he still skis and does other things that men fifteen (15) years his junior would not attempt.   He’s lucky, but he understands what many gurus of fitness seem not to, and that is that “Luck never gives, it only lends.”

Monday, October 29, 2012

Arrete un peu...

There are always some things we would like to see stopped, but only just a little.  Like when someone else's favorite team is getting thrashed, or a person you know to be difficult is getting his/her comeuppance.  Or even when the guy who tailgated you for miles then zoomed around you, when you see him stopped by the police, you wouldn't be ok with their shooting him, would you?  Sure, a couple of taps with the nightstick, but ....  stop, just a little. 

Or, perhaps it's when someone is complimenting you a tad too much.  "Oh stop, just a little," you say.  Or when someone walks on your back, or squeezes your shoulders.  You know it should be stopped, but it feels so nice.  In the back of your mind, you recognize that things will get out of balance if you don't stop.    

Too much of a good thing?  Sure, that can happen.  I read a piece the other day by a man berating his fellow countrymen for the fact that too many of them are obese.  Oh, but those Angus burgers (or that Gino's deep dish pizza or Blue Bell ice cream or homemade blackberry cobbler, or shamrock shakes, or white chocolate cheesecake, or macadamia nut white chocolate chip cookies) are delicious....   I have found the only way I can stay away from those things is to quit, cold turkey.  I am in day three of my latest effort to avoid sugar.  I have had no candy, cookies, cake, pies, cobbler at all (yeah, great accomplishment--THREE WHOLE DAYS!  Seriously?)  But, ignoring the doubters, I know that I will lose some weight if I stick with this complete abstinence for a few weeks.  I cannot touch them, however.  If I start trying just one, I know I will wind up burying myself in sugar.  

All things in moderation, you say?  The only people who say (and actually live up to) those words are the ones that never had a weakness for a certain treat  You can usually tell them by the fact they are SKINNY.  Fat people don't employ moderation in nearly anything, except for dieting and some forms of exercise.  They are able to walk away from a diet, saying "this is just too much dieting, my life will soon be out of balance if I don't quit this diet, or too much exercise just increases my appetite, so I'm going to cut back."  Now there's some moderation for you.      

But let's get back to that "stop, a little."  If you feel the need to say it, try French, they might just not understand it, especially if you purr.  

P.S.  That fattest country, I bet you were thinking "Aha, it's those fat Americans!"  Not so.  It was Australia.  They are the fat ones.  Here it is: *Today the Australian Bureau of Statistics announced that 63% of Australians are over-weight or obese; a new record."  Hah, they are the fatsos!  (Oops, "Arrete un peu, mon ami.)"