Quarantining in South Carolina

A whole new dictionary-us

Thanks to their contrariness

Those politicians constantly changing

Forget there’s lives they’re rearranging

Don’t be hoarders

Follow orders, 

They’re all so Conflicted

Deciding what’s Restricted

The president says “it’s up to me”

The governors seem to disagree.

New Yorkers who cant’ leave town

Will have to be in lock down

What means this “self isolation?” 

Is it the same across the nation

And what do I do in self-quarantine 

Keep washing hands until they’re clean?

They say “essential” workers aren’t confined
by whom will “essential” be defined?

Don’t you dare to ask, 

just wear the mask.

So we’re at home just resting

Confined without any testing

Hoping that some curve will soon be cresting

Go home

Stay home

Never to roam

Except to shop, buy drugs, exercise, visit family

Get a haircut, watch wrestling