Why Don't Gym Shorts Have Flies?
If needles have eyes, why don't gym shorts have flies
If brakes can have shoes, why don't cars get the blues.
If Air Jordans make news, when will sweatshirts amuse
When porkers can't fly, why do blackbirds make pie
If horses become glue, when will Brunswick be stew.
If all those turkeys are eaten, when will all eggs be beaten.
If there're dogs called Ol' Blue, when will my sis be Ol' Sue
If that earns me the dog house, know I'm not such a big louse.
Rhyming's not that much fun, if you can't dis anyone.
In fact, it's so boring, you'll soon all be snoring.
Unless I get to the point, then get out of this joint.
But some yarns are pointless, and prostheses jointless
Questions don't become serious or even mysterious
when asked all the time, just in order to rhyme,
but a life with no questions can lead to suggestions
one is really quite shallow, and lighter in weight
than a single marshmallow, your best friend just ate.
So let's just forget it, or soon we'll regret it.
If your gym shorts lack flies, understand they're a prize
when compared to a leotard, really, you guys.
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