Thursday, April 6, 2017

The Senate-Full-of-Grown-ups and the House of Re-elect-Me-Kids

(Note-sorry this is a long one, but I had a lot to get off my chest)

The legislative branch of our government, as established in the U.S. Constitution, is bicameral; meaning it is composed of two bodies—the House of Representatives and the Senate.   The duties and responsibilities are much alike, excepting that all Court and Cabinet appointees must be approved by the Senate, and all tax revenue bills must originate in the House.  Of lesser importance, the Senate must conduct the impeachment trials of anyone first impeached by the House.  Otherwise, all aspects of their respective authorities seem to just overlap (making the overlapping authority serve as one giant playground to push each other around on—more about this later).  It is, in the words of many, "deliberately inefficient by design.”  This was done to prevent the majority from ruling with an iron fist (See the Eastern European fiascos of the 1990’s where majorities persecuted, exiled and even attacked and slaughtered members of minority religious groups). 

By forcing the various branches to be accountable to the others, no one branch can usurp enough power to become dominant.  Simple enough, right?  Things like executive vetoes, legislative overriding of vetoes, agreement between the bicameral parts of the legislative branch, judicial review and interpretation of laws passed by the legislative branch and signed by the Executive branch, Judicial presiding over any legislative impeachment trials; are all examples of checks and balances. 

When you count them up, the legislative branch has ten checks on the executive branch, seven on the judiciary, and four self-checks within itself due to its bicameral nature (e.g., both houses must agree on any legislation before it can be sent to the president).   That was twenty-one of anyone is counting along.

The executive branch has seven checks on the legislature, two checks on the judiciary, and one check on the executive branch itself—the Vice-President and members of the cabinet may vote that the President is unable to perform his duties.  That’s another ten, making thirty-one so far.

Finally, the judicial branch has three checks on the legislature and two on the executive.  Don’t get me started on the separation of powers between the state and federal governments.  Within the federal government alone that makes thirty-six checks (No wonder their checkbooks never balance!).  To make a long story a little shorter, it ain’t easy getting things done (on purpose). 

A glance at the antics in Washington will surely tell you that.  Within itself, there is often disagreement between the big kids (the Senate—they are, after all required to be at least thirty years of age and have been a citizen for nine years.  Further, they are elected to serve for six-year terms.  To serve in the House you need only be twenty-five years of age and have been a citizen for just seven years, and they are only elected for a two-year term.  In middle school/high school terms, the House members are seventh graders and the Senators are like seniors in high school.  The middle-schoolers  even have to reapply at the end of eighth grade to be readmitted as 7th graders.  (I guess they could apply for admission to high school after a few years by running for the Senate.  Usually, they have to be re-elected a time or two to gather the experience and support necessary to apply for high school (with the “minor exception” of one-time Senator Obama, and    Then there is the “take-it-off-the-wall-and-stomp-on-the-rule exception that is Donald Trump, who became college president without ever entering middle school, high school or college (Maybe he attended the electoral college, he seems to have been well thought of there).  But let’s get back to the seventh-graders and high school seniors—don’tthey both act like it!   

Those grown-ups in the Senate are playing tit for tat over judicial nominee Gorsuch and the previous administration’s last of term nominee I-forgot-his-name.  Because one clique (they call themselves “republicans”) refused to admit what’s-his-name, the other clique (they call themselves “democrats”) wants to take the ball and go over to Phil and Buster’s with it. 

With that the republican clique responds by changing the rules of the game, just because they have the majority (and, therefore, the legal right to do so) to let Gorsuch into the court without persuading eight or nine members of the democrat clique to join the republican clique for a few days.    Think back to middle school and high school—did kids ever change cliques, or did they outgrow them?  I can’t think of anyone who changed cliques, although I remember a few getting kicked out.  So, the big kids play on, and on, and on….

Now back to middle school—in the House, they are  elected for a two-year term, then they must run again.  Getting re-elected is critical for the House.  Put another way, if they don’t get re-admitted into junior high, they may never even get to high school.  Somewhere along the way, these days, one cannot be re-elected without campaign financing.  These are like brownie points in school, only way more important.  If they can win the hearts of contributors, readmission to junior high is assured.  The problem lies in calling them “Representatives.”  If every thing they do is aimed at collecting money, then something else is going on.  I’ve expressed it in verse this way:

                        Their behavior’s not meant to represent you and me,
                        But campaign contributors who provide the money
                        Kowtowing to contributors doesn’t really serve me
                        But absent reforms the norm this will be.


Now campaign contributors each have their own agenda (and each of the big ones probably owns a representative).  At the middle school level, we have so many representatives for sale that there are cliques within cliques.  The Republicans have their own conservative, moderate and tea party cliques.  The Democrats have a few conservatives from blue states, they have a Far Left clique and then a variety of other cliques, each with a single issue driving them—keep that money flowing and they can get re-admitted—I mean re-elected.  It’s all about getting re-elected.  I propose we rename them the House of Re-Elect-Me-Kids.  It fits a bit better from where I sit.

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