Fortieth Anniversary

I won’t bore you to tears,

‘bout our first forty years.

As Sheila might tell you it’s some kind of work,

‘cause her husband (that’s me) is sometimes a jerk,

but I think it’s OK.

Since I just heard her say

She’d think it was nifty

If we make it to fifty


(composed in a bar by an interested party after 8 PM.)