Beginner's Light Verse

Beginner's Light Verse:

Verses Versus Curses

I’m held captive by light verse,

It could have been much worse

What with limericks ‘bout roaming young Dicks

Or Adelines you might meet—more horny than sweet

And instead of these verses

There’d be perverts and curses.

Insomniac’s Heaven

Went to bed last night at eleven

And didn’t get up until seven

I was only awake

For one bathroom break,

That’s today’s definition of heaven.